Why So Serious?

Another post from my Harley's Formspring:


Q:*whispers very softly* It was Halloween. They broke into my apartment. Killed everyone, destroyed everything. Just before they lit it on fire, the leader approaches & says: "Why so serious?" Then procedes to throw me out the window. How about you,sweetie? by EdwardDraven


A:It was my wedding day and everything was going according to plan.I was all ready in my dress. I was just told that my fiance had committed suicide, and I new something was up because the Joke escaped from Arkham just a few days ago. Then J comes in my dressing room. He says, "You look upset Harley whats wrong?" I yell at him and tell him not to call me Harley. "You're my little harlequin," he says and licks his lips , "I told you they couldn't tear us apart! heheeaaahahaa!My little harlequin you look meretricious this evening why is that so? You trying to impress Guy? Is he not good enough for you? Is that why? Well you're good enough for ME!" I'm now against the wall and still crying and freaking out at this point. "What's the matter?You look upset...you know I've always wanted to ask you this...Do you...Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" I don't answer. "DO YOU!!!" "Yes", I say choking on tears. "When I was in school all the kids used to make fun of me. They said I was too quite and too skinny to play with any of them. The teacher said I was too serious, that I wasn't like the other children. After a while I got tired of hearing, Why so serious all the time...so...." He puts a razor in my mouth and I don't even bother moving, I too scared at this point. And yet I want him to cut me. "So.. I go home and I sit in my room and you want to know what thought is going through my head? WHY So serious?! WHY SO SERIOUS!!!??? And..I do this Harley Quinn." He cuts my cheek and I fall to the ground.I scream. "But WHY stop there you only have one half a smile that is just UNACCEPTABLE!!!!" Then he cuts the other cheek.......THE END!